bae: will you go out with me
me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment
when someone else says they love my fav character
*phone vibrates while sitting on it*
(Source: jollymarco, via lowbutt)
if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge
Tim Burton presents Tim Burton’s Burton: The Tim Burton Story, a film by Tim Burton.
Starring Johnny Depp as Tim Burton, and Helena Bonham Carter as Johnny Depp.
with music written by Danny Elfman
our bodies are fluent in a language I didn’t know existed